It Has Been A While

I've had nothing to talk about and nothing to get off my chest for a while now. Quite boring really. I've been so bored lately that I have resorted to some very unique tasks to keep myself entertained. There is a person in this building that is on the same "pee schedule" as me. Meaning that every time I go to the bathroom she is either in there already or she comes in while I'm doing the deed. I have decided (months ago) that when conversing with her that I will only speak in a British accent. I'm talking a bad cockney accent, like I'm Eliza Doolittle trying to explain to Enry Iggins that the rain in Spain falls mainly in the plains. She has to know that it's fake yet I keep up the facade because it makes me chuckle to myself. I tell myself that I am delightful and head back to work. The second thing I do to keep myself amused is to make eye contact with people in cars next to me while I sing at the top of my lungs. Sometimes with my windows open. On a side note, I have come to the realization that I am a kick ass air drummer. Some dude in a pickup told me that last week. I flashed him some cleavage and went on my merry way. That's how I respond to compliments now. Which leads me to weird task number three. Flashing! My girls have been getting a lot of exposure lately. Why? Because I'm proud of them and they like a nice sea breeze from time to time.

Well, with that said I hope this has been entertaining and...well...entertaining.